Luck 01/09/2012
 
Well that was 3 weeks ago and this is now. I`ve prayed to three separate gods to make this year less shite than the last. I`ve bought omikuji (fortune telling lucky papers) in a shrine with a two meter dong and I`ve bought a wooden thing that has paper around it. Nothing can go wrong. I figure the gods have gotta cut me some slack this year anyway. I have a beard right now that is frankly pitiful! but thats probably not something they take into consideration when dividing out the years worth of luck. From what I can tell you have to work your ass to the bone if you wanna make it in this world and I worked so hard last year I had local ivory hunter poaching my ass to make pianos!! I didnt really but here`s a picture of a cock...
Its from uwajima shrine in Ehime. I went there having seen it online. I had also read that there was a porn museum built right next to it so I went there too in the same holiday. I was a little disappointed really. It was a bit of a cop out. On the first floor there were photos some guy took of african ladies from tribes who were topless and then there was a lady breast feeding a child, which the guy was on hand with a camera for to add to his collection. I mean I admire the opportunism but I recon I could probably watch that kind of stuff before the water shed between the price is right and university challenge. It got a bit more racey upstairs but for me the freakiest thing wasnt the exhibition it was the fact that on the top floor with the naughtiest, kinkiest stuff (I`m t there was a mother with what I assume was her 16 year old son. It was the wierdest thing. The son was terrified as you would be at 16 while the mother was pointing out the best bits to him. Sex de should never be provided by any member of the family. It should be done as it was done for me, by that video in biology class with the naked tennis players.
Oh I also went to Ozu and Uchiko in my break. They`re beautiful places so I feel I should save them for my more normal blogs.
 


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