What is woman? 01/09/2012
 
Our first Christmas party is over. We`ve got 4 more to get through. Our game at the start was a marginal success. If i was a kid i would have loved it but the difference presumably is that I`m not a girl. The idea was that Santa had been working so hard making presents that he made himself extra tired and went to bed early. The problem was that he was so tired that he started sleepwalking and walked all the way to the barbers where he awoke to find that half of his beard had been shaved off. The game then required the kids to stick vaseline on their noses and then race to retrieve cotton balls from a basket by sticking them to their noses and bringing them to santas photo to complete the beard. The problem was that as soon as I mentioned that we would be putting sticky oily stuff on our noses there was a loud cry of "YADDA", which mean "No way you lunatic", and then they all hid in the corner. If I were a kid I would have loved getting slimy stuff on my nose but as I say this may just be one of those differences between men and women that I am unaware of.
 


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